Want to hear a story? It varies from time to time, but they all end the same way. Some story it is, but it is my favorite. This is the story.
...oh, you're not satisfied with what you heard? Well then, what is it about the story don't you like?
Who's the hero, you say? There is no hero.
Who's the villain, you say? There is no villain.
What's the story then, you say? There is no story.
There is just a sad, sad world.